December 2011
41 posts
Walking somewhere with new clothes
I can't stand when people say a baby's age in...
the parent is like “yeah he’s 29 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
I have actually heard someone say their kid is 34 months old.
At Parties
Everyone else:
And me:
I don’t want to impress you but, I can cook 2...
When someone in your family confronts you about...
I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
My reaction after seeing scary pics
When you fall down →
Other people
Me
SWAG
When I leave for school in the morning
Me:
My Bed:
When google tries to finish your sentence
When you log onto facebook:
Check Notifications:
Check messages:
Check your wall:
Check friend requests:
Like a few status’s:
Scroll down:
Your already bored…
Post a status saying, “Bye guys! Gotta go!”
“Hah! JK I’m on Tumblr!”
When you walk into a room and you see your friend...
“Oh let me help you with that!”
When you walk into a room and you see your parents getting dressed:
Things Disney Taught Me.... →
Trying to dance at parties
Expectation:
Reality:
when I have something in common with my celebrity...
"Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It's just...
“….what did you just say?”
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After Fazu practices with his sword and hurts...
“And then she goes all crazy and cuts her hair off and-“
“No…She drinks tea.”
that moment when you get to leave class early and...
The Art Of Lying
ceoofshag:
Friend Comes Up And Asks:
“Do you like her/him?”
You:
But On The Inside You’re Like:
Lunch at School
thetrollnextdoor:
before lunch
eating lunch
lunch ends, and you still have food on your plate
When somebody points a camera at you to take a...
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