Walking somewhere with new clothes
I can't stand when people say a baby's age in...
the parent is like “yeah he’s 29 months old.” Bitch don’t make me do math. I have actually heard someone say their kid is 34 months old.
Everyone else: And me:
I don’t want to impress you but, I can cook 2...
When someone in your family confronts you about...
I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?” -Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
My reaction after seeing scary pics
When you fall down →
Other people Me SWAG
When I leave for school in the morning
Me: My Bed:
When google tries to finish your sentence
When you log onto facebook:
Check Notifications: Check messages: Check your wall: Check friend requests: Like a few status’s: Scroll down: Your already bored… Post a status saying, “Bye guys! Gotta go!” “Hah! JK I’m on Tumblr!”
When you walk into a room and you see your friend...
“Oh let me help you with that!” When you walk into a room and you see your parents getting dressed:
Things Disney Taught Me.... →
Trying to dance at parties
when I have something in common with my celebrity...
"Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It's just...
“….what did you just say?”
After Fazu practices with his sword and hurts...
“And then she goes all crazy and cuts her hair off and-“ “No…She drinks tea.”
that moment when you get to leave class early and...
The Art Of Lying
ceoofshag: Friend Comes Up And Asks: “Do you like her/him?” You: But On The Inside You’re Like:
Lunch at School
thetrollnextdoor: before lunch eating lunch lunch ends, and you still have food on your plate
When somebody points a camera at you to take a...