Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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My mom yells at me, and i’m like: My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like: My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
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_____ ___________ The incident occurred in Taiwan’s Miaoli county, where a 19-year-old youth was found to have regularly raped his little sister, in the 6th year of elementary school, a total of 22 times over a 6 month period. His crimes were supposedly prompted by him watching pornographic films, after which he would assault his sister as she bathed or slept. As their parents were...
Having homework over the weekend...
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.” Sunday:
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Me on the last day of school.